Manifesto

Weird is good. Weird is attractive. Weird is distinctive.

Weird is the reason a place feels like a place instead of an off-ramp. It is the reason you remember a street, a corner, a coffee shop, a sign. It is the part of a town that nobody could have planned and nobody can replace.

And it is constantly under threat.

We have to defend our places against the banal and the common.

Every town in America is being slowly, politely, professionally homogenized. The same drop-down menu of chains. The same beige paint. The same focus-grouped signage. The same playlist in the same kind of room. None of it is bad, exactly. But none of it is ours.

Wauwatosa, Wisconsin is better than that. We have independent shops and cafés and bars and restaurants. We have block parties and parades and farmers markets. We have garage bands and book clubs and people who organize things on weekends because nobody else will. None of it is an amenity. All of it is the city.

The Wauwatosa water tower

This is how a town stays itself — through the people who run something specific and odd in public, and the people who show up for it. The owner who knows your kid. The neighbor who started the thing. The volunteer who's been doing it for fifteen years. Everything we love about Tosa traces back, eventually, to someone who made something happen here instead of waiting for somebody else to.

Two Kinds of Weird

Some of the weirdness is already here. The shops, the cafés, the bars, the murals, the painted rocks, the yard art, the hand-lettered signs, the neighbors with the strange and wonderful hobby. Keep that. Defend it. Buy from it. Talk about it like it matters, because it does.

Some of the weirdness hasn't happened yet. The strange small thing you've been thinking about putting out into the world but haven't. The sign you'd hang. The thing you'd paint. The shop you've half-imagined. Make that. The town gets weirder one person at a time, and the person is you.

This Project

Keep Tosa Weird is a sticker, a shirt, a yard sign, a wink, an excuse. It is a small invitation to defend the places that make this town feel like this town — and to add to them.

If you put a sticker in your shop window, you're saying: weird is welcome here. If you put one on your bicycle, you're saying: I see what they're doing. If you wear the shirt to the farmer's market, you're saying: hi.

That's it. That's the whole thing.

Keep Tosa Weird.
Make Tosa Weird.

Signed,

Mayor Cornelius P. Weirdmore

Self-Appointed · Unelected · Unpaid

Tips, complaints, and impeachment threats:

mayor@keeptosaweird.com
A Wauwatosa Side Project